Ok. I've now added a Paypal Button. My customers can pay me here; anyone who fancies giving me money is welcome to. I'll be very grateful either way.

Hmmm...
Maybe I ought to add a nice bushy moustache to my picture, to go with that new button.....

You can now donate weapons of mass destruction (tm), to aid my plans to take over the world. Simply press this button.

A kitchen virgin:
Mis en place done, awaiting
His first order.

The orders fly fast;
As he struggles to keep up,
Sweat soaks his brow.

At last all is done:
Customers fed, kitchen clear.
Virgin no more.